Fried Butter and the Iowa Straw Poll

Would you like a side of Lipator with that?

 Hey! You ever eaten a fried stick of butter? Probably not, but apparently it's all the rage at the Iowa State Fair. I can't imagine anything that better represents Americans' love of crap food than a fried stick of frozen butter. And remember, in a few days the good people of Iowa are going to be partaking in the Iowa Straw Poll to choose the person they want to run for President of these here United States. Michelle "Pray the Gay Away" Bachman is expected to make a strong showing. That's right, the people who eat fried butter get early dibs on choosing our President. Doom on us.